Tendulkar can create change!

First off, I'm back to blogging. Or atleast I'm going to try. I'm just thinking of what to write and I'm just staring at my screen blankly. Been watching tons of movies. Just a note on my earlier post about Max Payne last year. Don't watch it. Do NOT. Instead watch this:

Much much better adaptation of a game. =) 

Moving on, I want to put forward a formal invitation to Sachin Tendulkar-ji to join my yet-to-be formed, yet-to-be named Political party. Maybe then we can start making some changes around here. Indians treat Sachin like God, and will in fact vote for him. Or so I hope. But it's not a bad idea, and if he reads this blog by some freak accident, things might actually turn out good. All you need is public favour and good intentions. Then we can start fixing this country but we'll have a loooooooooooooong way to go after that. Start slowly, I can already see Sachin-ji hitting sixers DLF Maximums into the crowds of supporters coming to the campaigns. :D A man can dream, can't he? *This dream was brought to you by Citi moments of success* :P

Mix the two IPL's together = plenty of drama and plenty of fuel for those stupid debates on those goddamn news stations.

Maybe I can name my yet-to-be political party like the IPL teams?  Nagpur Netas ne? Lucknow Lalu's ? How about the Korrupt Punjab XI ? No no, the Chennai Super Kezhevans (incredibly old) will be fine for Karunanidhi. >_>

But things are happening around this country. Slowly, but surely. Maybe in ten years we'll all be able to make real voting decisions instead of choosing between the Devil and the Deep Sea.

Meh.

Dope

Because. And just because.

Slowly Slipping Away?

Stole some time away today. It just keeps on raining here and my current keeps getting cut, and I'm pretty much glued to the TV following the Mumbai terrorist war when the current does come back

Seriously sickening blasts. I really couldn't imagine something like that actually happening. It still feels like I'm watching some movie or something. It somewhat reminds me of that Jamie Foxx movie.... what was it again....?? Ah bleh.... :(  I feel like cowering up somewhere.

I hope everything clears up soon....

The Government better start doing something big to stop these attacks. But I'm still wondering how the HELL could 7 terrorists take over 2 whole buildings and continue under siege for almost 24 hours. 

bleh....

Goodbye Animax forum, I will miss you.... But SpamPG will return..... I have complete faith in that.

Till I finish my exams then............

And I have to say goodbye...

Net getting removed after I scored an all-time low in my recent exams.

It was nice knowing you all, goodbye.

:(

Truly Epic

I got some free time today. Ok, not "Free" time , but "borrowed" time ... when I should have been doing something else. After just roaming about the net, I had a sudden urge to read a particular forum thread on one of the forums I regularly visit. This thread was in fact an RPG that a few of us wrote together and was called the all-famous SPAM-PG. 

SPAM-PG

SPAM-PG Part 2

SPAM-PG Part 3

I was not always posting there, nor was I the one with the most smartest ideas or best jokes (That, saincerely, was Kysh) but now when I look back, I realize that I had so much FUN. The thing itself was brilliant, with crappy jokes, adult humour, magic and Scottish. I used to almost live for that thread (a part of me, anyway). And though it is well behind us, I almost feel like a share a bond (call me corny) with whoever I did that with. It was more than some place where we just made long posts, wasted our time and increased our post count. After reading it again,  started laughing like a maniac at the (most of the time, meaningless and random) jokes so much that the neighbours would have thought we were housing a mental patient. Ah, those were good times.....

Lol, I'm sounding old......

And guess whos come to visit..

One thing I really really hate about my family is that it's so big T_T. My dad's side is huge and he has 10 siblings while though my mom's side is small, she lived in a joint family and has tons of second cousins and third cousins twice removed who call and visit.

Imagine a conversation on the phone:

Ring Ring ...

Me : Hello

Other Person (older female voice) : Hi *Insert my nickname here* . How are you and your studies going?

Me: Uhm.. yeah... I'm doing fine. (right now I'm trying to figure out which accent she has and whether shes a tamilian, a kerelite or a marathi or someone from a different country.)

OP : So, can you guess wo I am?

Me : Uhhh.. errr.. hmmm

OP : Can't you recognise my voice?

Me: Of course I can! It's *Insert name of mom's aunt here*- aunty isn't it? I knew it!

OP : Er, no, I'm-

Me : No wait! That accent! It's *Insert name of Father's older sister who is in the other side of the world* isn't it! I'm sorry, your voice and accent are very similar my mother's aunt.. 

OP : Errr.... no, actually I'm *Insert name of one of my mothers long lost cousins whom I've never seen before*

Me : Oh. whoops, sorry.

OP : That's ok, is mom around?

Me : Nope, sorry.

OP : When will she back?

Me : No idea. She's gone to the temple or something.

OP : Oh, I see............. (silence)

Me : ............................................Yeah. Right then, bye.

*click*

Oh yeah, real comfortable.

That, in fact is better than when some random visitor drops in and I'm supposed to say hello for courtesy's sake. They start by saying "Oh hello, do you recognise me?" and my parents are incredulous and start saying "Can't you recognise this uncle, that aunt, etcetera?" That's when I fake sudden remembrance and hit my head on my head and curse on how I could forget. To add to that effect I also say " Aaaah, I remember.. you came to visit us before..didn't you? Ah, I knew it!. ". Most of the time, that line is safe but when it isn't, I just go back to "Oh, I just got muddled up with someone else".

Thankfully, after my embarrassment, the politeness necessary is satiated and I'm liberated. 

Relatives, meh >_<.

Max Payne Movie

Holy Holy Holy Moly.....

The MAX PAYNE movie is going to be HAWT